Saturday, November 26, 2005

Good News Sissies! There is an Anti-Homosexual Drug Available Now!

Oh you gotta read this!

More than 80 million Americans suffer from some type of Homosexuality, and one in eight persons need treatment for Homosexuality during his or her lifetime. Homosexuality is not a character flaw; it is neither a "mood" nor a personal weakness that you can change at will or by "pulling yourself together."

Many healthy men can identify with having some of the symptoms of homosexuality, such as experiencing sexual fantasies about other men; But Homosxuality is diagnosed only when these activities take at least an hour a day, are very distressing, and interfere with daily life.

We encourage you to Learn more specifics about homosexuality from your doctor- The more you know about the illness itself, the more you can do to manage and recover from it.

Hetracil is the world's most widely prescribed anti-effeminate; it has been prescribed for more than 54 million people worldwide. Chances are, someone you know is getting better because of it. Learn more about how Hetracil works to make you better, so that you can know what to expect while you work toward your recovery.

What do you think the active ingredient is? I think it is something made from Clint Eastwoods sweat glands.

"Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you? Well I feel lucky too silly, let's dance!"

You almost expect to see this sold out of the back of a wagon at the Kansas state fair, by a guy in a bad suit with a flask in his hip pocket.

"Don't be gay, come see us today."

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